This is the greatest motherfucking website.

But wait, there's actually more

This website is the greatest, because we actually added a video. Learn more about the people behind the website here.

And it's pretty fucking spectacular. You're going to read this in your shitty Helvetica or Arial or whatever default sans-serif that's been making your eyes bleed, and you're going to like it.

Seriously, what the fuck else do you want?

You probably build websites using 47 JavaScript frameworks, a CSS-in-JS library that has more stars than the Milky Way, and you still somehow ship 8 megabytes of code to show a fucking button. This website is 5KB. It's smaller than your stupid hero image.

You thought the last motherfucking website was good? Child's play. You thought the even better one was impressive? Cute. This is THE GREATEST motherfucking website and it knows it.

It's fucking perfect

Seriously. Your website looks like it was designed by a committee of fucking chimps with ADHD. You've got animations firing off like it's the Fourth of July, pop-ups begging me to subscribe before I've read a single word, and enough tracking scripts to make the NSA jealous.

This website? Fucking pristine. It loads instantly because it's not dragging around the corpse of Bootstrap and whatever the fuck front-end framework is trendy this week. We even use every UI designer's beloved Plus Jakarta Sans. You're fucking lucky we didn't add color. Want to read it on your phone? Boom. Want to read it on your smartwatch? Done. Want to print it and mail it to your grandmother? Perfect.

You know what your site doesn't have?

• Respect for the user - You know what I mean
• Readable text - 12px gray text on white? Are you fucking kidding me?
• Performance - 8 seconds to First Contentful Paint isn't a feature
• Accessibility - Screen readers cry when they see your code

Unlike those other motherfucking websites that just sit there being smug, this one actually points you toward some legitimately useful shit.

Shoutout to the incredible people behind evenbettermotherfucking.website, bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com, and motherfuckingwebsite.com. You paved the way for this masterpiece.

Now fuck off and go make your own website better. Or don't. I don't care. This one is already perfect.